About Moongle

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About Moongle™

Moongle.com ("Moongle") is a website owned and operated by the Federal Bureau of Ostrichtopia, which may or may not really exist...

We enjoy allowing you to use this new technology from Ostrichtopia called Moongle.

Our goal is to provide you with information, regardless of if Moongle actually works or not.

The Moongle search service is based on the "modern-day" internet source called "Blackle". While "Blackle" may not be as new to "America" as in Ostrichtopia, it is still leaving Ostrichtopians in awe, so take that, society!

Collection and use of information

When you use Moongle, our Ostriches automatically try to remember information that your "browser" sends whenever you need info. These Ostriches' memories may constantly forget information such as whatever you WOULD want them to remember, but the chances of that are 1/1...

If an actual successful search were to happen on Moongle, we will, if we remember, compare those searches to "unreliable" searches, and see what in Ostrichtopia the problem really is... That is IF, and only IF there are successful searches...

If you try to "email" us, we may or may not actually get it... However, there is a low chance that you could actually "email" us, seeing that just NORMAL mail is quite new to us...

If any personal knowledge of you or relatives were to be put on Moongle, there would be absolutely no chance that it would get sent around in Ostrichtopia, mostly because any rumor is usually forgotten by the inhabitants' minescule brains...

Disclamer:

Moongle is for use only as an energy-efficiant search engine. Do not use Moongle if you are hard of seeing, confuse photos of the moon for the real moon, hate the color black, hate the planet earth, or are a werewolf.

If after using Moongle, you begin to develop vision loss, a lust to pollute, or become a werewolf, stop using Moongle immediately and contact your local doctor. Please speak with your internet provider before using Moongle, as he or she may disapprove of energy-efficiant search engines.

Moongle is not held responcible for vision loss or werewolf damages, as it is run by ostriches, and ostriches do not do well in court. If damage does occur, please blame yourself before you blame us.

Have fun!

Other Stuff That Might Interest You

Moongle might change from time to time... I mean, at first, it was just a page with a logo... Now look! There's an INFOMATION PAGE! So, yeah.

If there are any major changes, I'm sure that the New Stuff Corner will say...

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, swim to the island of Ostrichtopia and ask.

Like it was said above, Moongle may not-un-un-re-un-not-re-re-not actually work...