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About Moogle™!

Moogle.com ("Moogle") is a website owned and operated by the Federal Bureau of Ostrichtopia, which may or may not really exist...

We enjoy allowing you to use this new technology from Ostrichtopia called Moogle.

Our goal is to provide you with information, regardless of if Moogle actually works or not.

The Moogle search service is based on the "modern-day" internet source called "Google". While "Google" may not be as new to "America" as in Ostrichtopia, it is still leaving Ostrichtopians in awe, so take that, society!

Collection and use of information

When you use Moogle, our Ostriches automatically try to remember information that your "browser" sends whenever you need info. These Ostriches' memories may constantly forget information such as whatever you WOULD want them to remember, but the chances of that are 1/1...

If an actual successful search were to happen on Moogle, we will, if we remember, compare those searches to "unreliable" searches, and see what in Ostrichtopia the problem really is... That is IF, and only IF there are successful searches...

If you try to "email" us, we may or may not actually get it... However, there is a low chance that you could actually "email" us, seeing that just NORMAL mail is quite new to us...

If any personal knowledge of you or relatives were to be put on Moogle, there would be absolutely no chance that it would get sent around in Ostrichtopia, mostly because any rumor is usually forgotten by the inhabitants' minescule brains...

Cookies and Spyware

Appearently, the "American Google" may contain cookies and spyware when successful searches take place... However, seeing that successful searches haven't really been invented yet in Ostrichtopia, the chances if your "computer" getting "hurt" are quite slim.

As far as we know, cookies are flat, baked desserts, or biscuits. However, your "computer cookies" are harmful parcels of text that tracks your computer and is bad or something... Why it is named after a dessert, I don't know.

Spywares, according to us, is what a person would wear when he was going to spy on his or her neighbors. Spyware, according to you, is another bad thing that "hurts your computer" or something...

Anyways, Moogle doesn't have either of them, so stop your bellyaching!

Other Stuff That Might Interest You

Moogle might change from time to time... I mean, at first, it was just a page with a logo... Now look! There's an INFOMATION PAGE! So, yeah.

If there are any major changes, I'm sure that the New Stuff Corner will say...

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, swim to the island of Ostrichtopia and ask.

Like it was said above, Moogle may not-un-un-re-un-not-re-re-not actually work...